Saturday, June 22, 2013

Jackisms

#1

(While I'm in the bathroom Jack slowly walks in.)

Jack: "I'm sorry Mom."

(I stare at the ranch and small orange pieces all over his face and hands.)

Me: "Jackkk... what did you do?"

Jack: "I just really love carrots... so I ate them REALLY FAST like the cookie monster and now there's food everywhere."

(I'm trying hard not to laugh.)

Me: "Please don't do that again, and go wash your face."

#2

Trying to give Jack organic milk that tastes slightly different.

Me: "Jack here's some magical milk, it's called organic and it's really good for you!"

Jack: "Does it taste like crab-legs?"

#3

I ordered a pina colada but later caught the waiter and asked for a virgin so Jack could share with me.  There was small talk of alcohol or no alcohol to clarify my order.

Jack while sipping my pina colada: "Mmmm alcohol is yummy!"

I laugh and say for anyone within ear-shot that it doesn't have alcohol in it.

1 comment:

  1. i am smiling! :)
    love the crab legs response and the alcohol one. i can see that happening between piper and steve one day. ;)
    hope you're having a great week! xoxox

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